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Bad Cookie Bad Cookie: Real web Chinese fortune cookie. (Humorous) http://www.badcookie.com/ Psychic Chicken Network Homepage Psychic Chicken Network Homepage: Complete psychic center by a chicken with attitude. Ask yes/no questions, and test psychic ability. (Humorous) http://www.ruprecht.com/index.html Cookie Fortunes Cookie Fortunes: This site generates, at random, fortunes obtained from real fortune cookies, particularly ones that can be enjoyed with the phrase "in bed." Designed for fun only. (Humorous) http://home.comcast.net/~mel.vassey/fortunes.html Mood Mouse Mood Mouse: Put your thumb on the image and click the button. After you see your thumb "scanned", your 60's fortune appears. (Humorous) http://promotions.yahoo.com/promotions/love98/moodmouse.html The Trolloscope The Trolloscope: Find your Guardian Troll, which will send you monthly advice for everyday life. (Humorous) http://www.trolloscope.com Advice From a Caterpillar Advice From a Caterpillar: Ask a yes or no question and the caterpillar from Alice in Wonderland gives you an answer. (Humorous) http://www.ruthannzaroff.com/wonderland/caterpillar.htm Mood Ring Mood Ring: Pass your mouse over the ring, and your mood is revealed. Uses Java. Netscape Version. (Humorous) http://www.ajcockrell.com/ajcockrell/moodring_ns.htm The Empowering Oracle The Empowering Oracle: "The only prophetic device guaranteed to see the future with your self-esteem in mind." (Humorous) http://www.brunching.com/toys/toy-oracle.html Ask a Klingon Ask a Klingon: Ask a Klingon, get a trite Klingonese saying. (Humorous) http://www.ai.mit.edu/people/paulfitz/plank/advice.html The Psychic Fishbowl The Psychic Fishbowl: Receive a live reading from a psychic fish. Pick a fish and wait for your response. (Humorous) http://www.netexpress.net/~glampe/ The Oracle of Delphi The Oracle of Delphi: The Oracle of Delphi has been silent for three thousand years. Predetermined, trite answers each time you press a button. (Humorous) http://www.oracleofdelphi.com/newpage2.html Magic Coffee Mug Magic Coffee Mug: Allows the user to type a question and receive an answer, modified by cream, sugar and decaf options. Also shows five most recent questions. (Humorous) http://www.magiccoffeemug.com The Elikian Oracle The Elikian Oracle: Ask the great Poseidon any question, and He will answser. (Humorous) http://www.eliki.com/coliseum/oracle/ Hearts, Love & Valentine's Love Test! Hearts, Love & Valentine's Love Test!: Test the power of your love. Answer some questions, then the computer calculates your love quotient. Cute. Requires Shockwave. (Humorous) http://www.mentaljokes.com/test.html Divinashow Divinashow: Provides a personality diagnosis based on numerology, assigned to ten unique characters from a birth date. (Humorous) http://www.heavenlyblue.jp/show/en/ Happy Fanny Happy Fanny: Ask Fanny, a real, down to earth, claymation redneck, about your future. Click a square and revel in Fanny's wisdom. (Humorous) http://www.hauntedbookstore.com/happyfanny/index.htm Online Free Fortune Tellers Online Free Fortune Tellers: Variety of fortune tellers including a clown, tea leaves, pumpkin, and fortune cookie. Very simple scripts. (Humorous) http://www.saviodsilva.com/fortuneteller.htm Fortune Cookie Fortune Cookie: Online oracle where you read the fortune. (Humorous) http://www.new-year.co.uk/chinese/cookie.cfm Headbone Zone Headbone Zone: "Pojo and her mysterious, high-tech Digital Destiny Machine reveal your fortune. Guaranteed up to 17% accurate." Put your thumb on the scanner and your fortune is told. (Humorous) http://ykd.headbone.com/features/thumb/ Soothsayer Soothsayer: Answers questions in a yes / no format a la Magic 8 ball. (Humorous) http://jon.hedley.net/toys/soothsayer.cgi Fortune Balls from Outer Space Fortune Balls from Outer Space: "Find out what twists of fate the future has in store for you from the renowned psychic from outer space, Madame Ra." Ask your question then choose the ball that you feel the stongest spiritual connection with. (Humorous) http://now2000.com/fortune/index.shtml