Humor (Zen)

Humor Sites:

Bonsai Potato - Zen Without the Wait! Bonsai Potato - Zen Without the Wait!: Offers a Zen Bonsai Potato kit containing everything you need to learn the shortcuts to patience and achieve inner peace - FAST! (Humor) http://www.bonsaipotato.com/ Master Zen-Dao Meow Master Zen-Dao Meow: Zen-influenced comic strip. (Humor) http://www.masterzdm.com/ What is This? What is This?: A funny, and apparently true story involving Zen Master Seung Sahn and Kalu Rinpoche. (Humor) http://www.diamondway-buddhism.org/fun/fun-kalu.htm JavaScript Source Zen Phrases JavaScript Source Zen Phrases: Take advice from the all powerful force of Zen. Zen will give you three phrases each time you click the button - the first phrase changes every hour, the second phrase changes every minute, and the last phrase changes every second. (Humor) http://javascript.internet.com/messages/zen.html Koans of the Zen Librarian Koans of the Zen Librarian: "The Zen Librarian meditated for ten years on this question: What is the plot of a self-help book which has no pages or words?..." (Humor) http://www.laughinglibrarian.com/koans_yours.htm The Zen Happy Pages The Zen Happy Pages: Musings of a Newfoundland Zen-Cod Master who makes dukkha funny: "The journey of a thousand miles begins with a broken fan belt and a flat tire." (Humor) http://qualteam.tripod.com/thezenhappypages/ Zen Puzzle Page Zen Puzzle Page: An entertaining collection of "puzzles" inspired by Zen. Consider them pop-culture koans. (Humor) http://www.phys.psu.edu/~endwar/izen/zpp.html Zen Jokes Zen Jokes: (Humor) http://www.serve.com/cmtan/buddhism/Lighter/funny.qna.html Zen Buddhist Clock and GPS Synchronometer Zen Buddhist Clock and GPS Synchronometer: Calibrates your computer to the astronomically correct time at your precise latitudinal and longitudinal location. (Humor) http://www.justmorons.com/zenclock.html