The Story of Mel
Claims that real men write not in Fortran, or assembler, but machine language. http://info.astrian.net/jargon/Hacker_Folklore/The_Story_of_Mel.html
Fortran
Lyrics of song "Pressure", by Billy Joel, adapted to Fortran. See http://www.poppyfields.net/filks/00096.html and http://www.poppyfields.net/filks/00096.html for other songs. http://www.poppyfields.net/filks/00095.html
Fortran Purity Test
Humorous quiz for Fortran programmers. http://www.netfunny.com/rhf/jokes/92q1/fortquiz.html