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Real Programmers Don't Use Pascal Real Programmers Don't Use Pascal: Classic Datamation article by Ed Post. (Programming) http://www.pbm.com/~lindahl/real.programmers.html Softwarequotes.com Softwarequotes.com: Quotations from various programmers about programming. Includes a quotes search, newsletter, and index of quotes by person quoted. (Programming) http://www.softwarequotes.com/ Computer Programming Humor Computer Programming Humor: Jokes, oneliners, and prank definitions. (Programming) http://www.heuse.com/cphumor.htm The Retrocomputing Museum The Retrocomputing Museum: Eric S. Raymond's list of outdated, obscure, or deliberatly unusable programming languages, compilers, and interpreters. (Programming) http://catb.org/~esr/retro/ Laugh Along with GNU Laugh Along with GNU: Designed to provide some laughs to the working hackers - large collection of GNU/programming humor. (Programming) http://www.gnu.org/fun/humor.html The Algorithm of an Average Taxpayer's Life The Algorithm of an Average Taxpayer's Life: A structured biography in 483 pseudo-coded subroutines, as logical outcome of random events and processes during lifetime. (Programming) http://www.alphaandomega.nl/ Computer Stupidities Computer Stupidities: Collection of stupid chunks of C source code and reports of encounters with less-than-bright apprentice programmers. (Programming) http://rinkworks.com/stupid/cs_programming.shtml Epigrams in Programming Epigrams in Programming: List of 120 programming-related aphorisms. (Programming) http://www.cs.yale.edu/homes/perlis-alan/quotes.html Holger's Humor Page Holger's Humor Page: Why is C++ programming like teenage sex? What's the difference between a software developer and a drug dealer? When will operator overloading be added to Java? This page has the answers. (Programming) http://www.klawitter.de/enhumor.html The Evolution of a Programmer The Evolution of a Programmer: Programming style and how it evolves as programmers mature from junior high students to senior managers. (Programming) http://www.ariel.com.au/jokes/The_Evolution_of_a_Programmer.html Quotes about Programmers Quotes about Programmers: Quotations about programmers, software and programming languages. (Programming) http://www.sysprog.net/quotpgmr.html The Tao Of Programming The Tao Of Programming: Koan-style advice to apprentice programmers. (Programming) http://www.pobox.com/~kragen/tao-of-programming.html Trills' Humor Archive Trills' Humor Archive: Generic joke database sporting a programming humor section. (Programming) http://www.igs.net/~tril/humor/ Jargon File Jargon File: Programmer slang dictionary, containing more than 2000 not-quite-serious definitions and a number of programmer folklore anecdotes. Hosted by Eric S. Raymond. (Programming) http://catb.org/jargon/ Hello, World Page Hello, World Page: Collecting examples of "Hello World" programs for as many languages and related programming environments (shells) as possible. (Programming) http://www.latech.edu/~acm/HelloWorld.shtml Hacker's Wisdom Hacker's Wisdom: Collection of programming humor and computer folklore classics. (Programming) http://www.ee.ryerson.ca/~elf/hack/ Programming Languages are Like Women Programming Languages are Like Women: Mildly sexist metaphorical languages lineup. (Programming) http://www.columbia.edu/~sss31/rainbow/prog.lang.html Softpanorama Humor Archive Softpanorama Humor Archive: Open-source related humor, dissing (among others) Linus Torvalds, RMS, ESR, vi, and Perl. (Programming) http://www.softpanorama.org/Bulletin/Humor/index.shtml How to Shoot Yourself in the Foot How to Shoot Yourself in the Foot: Showcases how to shoot yourself in the foot using several programming languages. (Programming) http://www-users.cs.york.ac.uk/~susan/joke/foot.htm Life of Programmer Life of Programmer: Humorous observations and stories of dealing with computers and their users. (Programming) http://tellingjokes.com/j/lop.htm Programming is a Weird and Wacky World Programming is a Weird and Wacky World: Collection of jokes, satirical articles, and parodies on popular song lyrics. (Programming) http://www.elsop.com/wrc/humor/progwack.htm Reflections on Trusting Trust Reflections on Trusting Trust: An ACM classic: UNIX coinventor Ken Thompson reports on how he hacked his own C compiler. (Programming) http://www.acm.org/classics/sep95/ Fifty Ways to Hose Your Code Fifty Ways to Hose Your Code: A song kind of by Paul Simon. (Programming) http://www.contrib.andrew.cmu.edu/~norm/hose_code.html ComedyCode ComedyCode: Funny programming code. Programmers can submit their own code and rate the work of others. (Programming) http://www.comedycode.com